thecitys:

ryangaysling:

The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body

mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb

mr-tom-hiddlestoned:

delicatemv:

cinderteethe:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

Hey I’m having an aneurism

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

…drittney?

it’s drittney bitch

it’s drittney ditch

fate:

via weheartit

pukicho:

rblooks:

pukicho:

I wanna be rich enough to order stuff online and forget about it until it reaches my doorstep, instead of being worried about it every single day until it arrives.

Don’t gotta b rich, just forgetful

I wish I was stupid as shit

thirst:

x

deepnest:

splickedylit:

if i was a shapeshifter, half of my time would be spent making myself look androgynous and trimming up the things about my shape I’m not happy with, and half of my time would be spent making my teeth look just a little bit sharper than is normal, changing my eye-color subtly between slightly unsettling shades, and giving myself an intricate “tattoo” that just barely moves every couple of hours, until it’s in a whole new shape next time you look at me.

if i was a shapeshifter id have fat fucking tits

lana-del-raesthetic:

sweetwhitemage:

anime:

anime:

why do anime girls from the 80s and 90s look so much better than anime girls today

okay but seriously when did this

become hotter than this

Pedophiles

you’re fuckin right

ibadbitch:

bikonciousnessa:

theblackmanonthemoon:

7mangoes:

woodmeat:

Can i have some pussy please

damn u always asking for something….HERE

Yooo who the fuck made that??☝🏾😭

@staff

go ahead and suck these tiddies too then

teathattast: